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sugaredvenom: brutallyhonestbabes: kdek: ipomoeaandthestarstealers: bostonbrunette: sleeplessinsouthie: MOROCCAN.  Is this for real? Moroccan? Monroe?  As in Marilyn?  OOOOH way to steal LiLo’s secret baby name. If you click through to the article it is AMAZING. Moroccan (the boy) is named after the nicknamed room (for it’s Moroccan decor) that NICK PROPOSED IN. Monroe is after Marilyn Monroe who “inspired Mariah her entire life.” GREAT ROLE MODEL THERE. Don’t people remember that Marilyn Monroe is ultimately a tragic figure? LET ME REPEAT THAT: MOROCCAN WAS NAMED AFTER A ROOM IN AN APARTMENT. Whatever.  Those babies were conceived in that Moroccan room on top of that piano.  Good thing it didn’t happen somewhere else, or those kids would be named “Laundry Scott” and “Maytag.” OH WOW  Jesus. Just when I thought I couldnt hate Mariah Carey anymore&#8230; FAIL

sugaredvenom:

brutallyhonestbabes:

kdek:

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

bostonbrunette:

sleeplessinsouthie:

MOROCCAN.

 Is this for real? Moroccan?

Monroe?  As in Marilyn?  OOOOH way to steal LiLo’s secret baby name.

If you click through to the article it is AMAZING. Moroccan (the boy) is named after the nicknamed room (for it’s Moroccan decor) that NICK PROPOSED IN. Monroe is after Marilyn Monroe who “inspired Mariah her entire life.” GREAT ROLE MODEL THERE. Don’t people remember that Marilyn Monroe is ultimately a tragic figure?

LET ME REPEAT THAT: MOROCCAN WAS NAMED AFTER A ROOM IN AN APARTMENT.

Whatever.  Those babies were conceived in that Moroccan room on top of that piano.  Good thing it didn’t happen somewhere else, or those kids would be named “Laundry Scott” and “Maytag.”

OH WOW

 Jesus. Just when I thought I couldnt hate Mariah Carey anymore… FAIL

  1. eiuora reblogged this from depressedpizza
  2. depressedpizza reblogged this from cobracunt
  3. cobracunt reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    can’t breathe, the maytag comment slayed me
  4. michaelbush reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    Guys. Think about it. Mariah has a Mermaid Room. The baby could have been called MERMAID ROOM.
  5. sebastion said: LOL @ the tags.
  6. horseybooks reblogged this from themorallycorruptfayeresnick and added:
    “Moroccan Scott Cannon” sounds like a racist name for a filthy sex act
  7. burlybearcub reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    Jesus. Just when I thought I couldnt hate Mariah Carey anymore… FAIL
  8. octavelove reblogged this from oluwalayomi
  9. stfucelebrities reblogged this from yeezus-christ2 and added:
    We need to set up some kind of veto board. This shit ain’t funny.
  10. girls-vomit reblogged this from abouttobedeleted
  11. xxkillthebitch reblogged this from hey-assbutts
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  13. uflmd reblogged this from redlipstickchick and added:
    lol i’m hurt. i was praying for her to prove people wrong
  14. nines19 reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    idgi making fun of (future) people’s names is cool?
  15. hey-assbutts reblogged this from beezystark and added:
    At least it’s not as weird as Moon Unit and Pilot Inspektor -____- Celebs just CAN’T give their kids “normal” names.
  16. sugaredvenom reblogged this from missworded
  17. lazarou reblogged this from way-harsh-tai and added:
    Ugh, this is what money does to you? Make you pick dumb ass names for your kids?
  18. relivethesplendor reblogged this from redlipstickchick and added:
    ugh. it’s hard to stan for you sometimes, mimi.
  19. oluwalayomi reblogged this from fightingfiirewithfire
  20. kingcakes reblogged this from oncoloredaspirations and added:
    I mean, they’re rich so they won’t get made fun of because of their names while they grow up…now having Nick Cannon for...
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  22. fightingfiirewithfire reblogged this from oncoloredaspirations and added:
    noo nooo noo! i understand people name their kids after places but why Morocco? lol Paris, London, Asia is cute but...
  23. oncoloredaspirations reblogged this from redlipstickchick